Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Chatting with Holland {Part 2: Featuring Cousin Madison}

We have Holland's cousin Madison visiting us for the week while her parents pack and move all week long. Every day is filled with a whole lot of fun and a whole lot of crazy. I have been enjoying listening to the girls chat during meals and stuff. Most of the stuff they say makes absolutely no sense! And half the time I'm not even sure if I'm hearing them right. Anyway, I've been trying to record some of their conversations throughout the day and I thought I would put some of them up on the blog for everyone to enjoy!

The following conversations were from this afternoon within a ten minute period: 

H: Got this for my paint nails. {Talking about a spatula}
M: It's for my paint nails.
H: This one got for my paint nails. L-M-O-P Okay I need color. {Holland likes to go off on random tangents spouting parts of the alphabet}
M: Hey! You color my finger nails!

M: This is my finger! This one is for my toes.
H: It's for my toes. Okay...
M: Don't hold this! Okay?
H: K... my knee! My knee! It's my knee right here!
M: Got it.

M: You use it first. I use that one!
H: I'm using that one!
And...the fighting commences. Haha.

H: You can't take these away!
M: You have to share!
H: There's lots of books!
M: I don't want them. I don't like 'em.
H: You don't like them? Also, you can get down.
M: No, you can't get down.
H: You like this one?
M: No I don't like books
H: You like birdie?
M: No, I don't want them.
H: I can read you book?
M: No I don't want them.
H: This one's about a birdie. Come by me.
M: No I don't want to come by you.

{Holland just happened to be the peacemaker this time around...kinda. She wouldn't share in the first place and then she decided she could share her books but only by "reading them" to Madison. Haha. Madison wasn't having any of that! The girls seem to take turns being the peacemakers. They are both really sweet just also really stubborn and a little bossy towards each other!}

From breakfast on Sunday morning {and the rest of the conversations are all from Sunday}: 

H: She don't have any pants! 
M: Yeah 
H: It's a very hard day 
M: It's a happy day! 
H: I don't have any ideas! 
M: Clothes? 
H: No...

H: Ow! 
M: Did you poke yourself? 
H: Ya 
*Giggles from both girls* 

M: I have to burp again...see? 
H: Woah! It's getting to fall! 
M: It's getting to fall! You catch it! 
H: I did it! 
M: Ew! That's disgusting! 

M: Look at that spill! 
H: What? 
M: Oh! Don't touch it! Did you make a mess on your cereal? 
H: No! 
M: What? 
H: I need to feed that birdie! {Talking about the birds outside} 
M: No! That's the blinds! *giggles*{Pointing out the blinds on the window...I guess thinking Holland thought they were a bird??} 
H: I eat cereal! 
*Giggles from both the girls that scare Irelyn so she starts crying** {She was sitting in the bumbo on the table while the girls ate breakfast and chatted} 
H&M: I'm so sorry! Shh! Shh! Shh! 
H: Baby sister is so crabby mommy! She's coughing! 

M: You're drinking your milk! Why would you bite your spoon? 
*Silly noises from both girls* 
M: I burped! 
H: I burp too! 
M: Ewww! That's disgusting! 
H: Ewww! That's isgusting! 
M: That's isgusting! Is that your hair? 
H: Yeah. 
M: You got it on your head? 
H: You can't go on my head! You can't go on my *BURP* 
M: You burped! 

All finished with breakfast and just playing around the house: 

H: I need this pillow! 
M: Ahh, nahh, I need another pillow! 
*Giggles from both girls while sitting on the couch** 
H: Jump! 
M: No jumping on the couch! {Apparently some of the things we say stick...at least some of the time!}
H: I need to jump on the bed-y!
M: This is a couch! 
H: This is not a couch! 

H: I'm not the queen! I'm Elsa! 
M: You Anna! {Of course they talk about Frozen all the time...what kind of two- and three-year-olds would they be if they didn't?!} 

H: You puppy Madison? You puppy? 
M: You have my puppy?! 

Post-nap snack conversation: 

M: I burped! Excuse me! Ah Ah Ahchoo! Excuse me! {This whole sequence was repeated about twenty more times! Haha} 

M: Is that yummy?! 
H: Mmmmhmmm!
M: I don't like it! 
H: Okay.
M: Did you say that?! 

M: Is that chocolate milk? It smells like milk! 
H: I have milk too! 
M: Just like chocolate milk! 
H: Chocolate milk like me! 
M: I don't have any chocolate milk. 
H: I don't have choc. milk. 
M: Are you eating chocolate milk? Or drinking it? Chocolate milk? Let me see! 
*Toots. Giggles* 
M: I tooted! 
{Neither one of the girls had chocolate milk. I guess it was just wishful thinking. Haha.} 

M: Hi little baby! 
H: Hi little baby! 
M: Peek-a-boo! 
H: Peek-boo! 
M: Listen to my baby ever! 
H: She wanna say hi to me! 
M: Peek-a-boo! 
H: She's saying hi to me! 
M: Peek-a-boo! 
H: Peek-boo! 
M: You're so cute!
{This was all a conversation with Irelyn}  

It might be a lot of work having all three girls around but they sure are great entertainment when I take the time to just listen to them talk. It's like getting a little glimpse into what they think about/how they think. 

And here are the cute faces of those silly conversations 
{along with Irelyn since I just can't leave her adorable face out}! 


  1. Oh my goodness they are too funny! I'm sitting here laughing as I'm reading and TJ was so confused. I love it!

  2. hahahahaha, this made my day.. I Love the chocolate milk one, I feel like I do that exact thing, wishful thinking!